你知道中國最有名的人是誰?
提起此人,人人皆曉,處處聞名。他姓差,名不多,是各省各縣各村人氏。你一定見過他,一定聽說過別人談起他。差不多先生的名字天天掛在大家的口頭,因為他是中國全國人的代表。
差不多先生的相貌和你和我都差不多,他有一雙眼睛,但看的不很清楚;有兩只耳朵,但聽的不很分明;有鼻子和嘴,但他對于氣味和口味都不很講究。他的腦子也不小,但他的記性卻不很精明,他的思想也不很細密。
他常常說:“凡事只要差不多,就好了。何必太精明呢?”
You must have seen him or heard others talk about him. The name of Mr. Cha Buduo is on the lips of everybody every day, because he is the representative of all Chinese.
Mr. Cha Buduo has the same appearance as you and I. Though he has a pair of eyes, he can’t see well; though he has a pair of ears, he can’t hear clearly; though he has a nose and a mouth, he lacks a keen sense of smell or taste. Big as his brain is. he is not only weak in memory but also sloppy in thinking.