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This is some bullshit Sergeant
這太扯了 中士
Shut the fuck up Macy
給我閉嘴 梅西
Folen You're gonna get shot in the dick
弗蘭 你站得這么顯眼
if you stand in silhouette like that
會被人打掉屌的
Yep Right in the dick
沒錯 正中屌心
I'm just trying to see how far out I can get it
我就是想看看我能尿多遠
I've got the aim of an angel
我的準頭堪比天使
and the reach of a god
射程堪比神
How much further to the objective Sarge
離目標還有多遠 中士
Another 500 meters up
還要往上走500米
Oh fuck me
我去
One Seven this is One One Over
17 這里是11 完畢
One Seven One One
17 我們是11
We're within 500 meters of the objective
我們離目標只有500米了
How copy Over
收到嗎 完畢
Everything all right Sergeant
沒事吧 中士
Fine Fucking peachy
沒事 好極了
Fine like in no radio contact with anyone
好 50分鐘都沒跟人
for the last 50 fucking minutes
無線電聯絡上了叫好嗎
Fine like our idiotic fucking platoon leader
我們的白癡排長把我們分開
decided to split us up
也叫好嗎
Fine like I have to keep hauling this fucking ammo
我要把這些該死的彈藥扛上
up this motherfucking mountain
這操蛋的山也叫好嗎
Fine like Team Two's been torn into greasy shreds of man jerky
2隊被撕成了人肉碎片也叫好嗎
Jesus fuck
天啊
Look at this thing here
看這玩意
Almost as big as my dick
有我屌那么大了
Well I guess he won't be needing this
這他肯定用不上了
It's It's the whole team
整支隊伍都沒了
Muj didn't do this Sergeant
這不是圣戰者干的 中士
It doesn't matter what did it
是什么干的不要緊
We're gonna get through this soldier
我們能撐過去的 士兵
Together
勠力同心
"Together"
"勠力同心"
I bet that'll look great on a poster with some puppies
這話寫在海報上配上小狗效果肯定很好
What Uh what
什么玩意
It's a honey badger
是頭蜜獾
Honey badgers don't give a shit
蜜獾可什么都不管
That's it We've all gone crazy Time to kill each other
好了 我們都瘋了 該自相殘殺了
Oh thank God
謝天謝地
I'm so tired of carrying all this fucking ammo around
這些彈藥我可扛煩了
You assholes don't have my permission to die
我不許你們這些混蛋去死
Uh should we shoot it
我們要開槍嗎
Fuck yes Coutts Let's shoot it
當然 各位 我們開火吧
Fire Fire
開火
It's not stopping
它沒停下來
Hold
挺住
What kind of bear is that
這是什么熊啊
Fuck you honey badger
去你的 蜜獾
Fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you
去你的 去死吧
Let him go you son of a bitch
放開他 你個混蛋
Holy shit
我去
Die fucker
死吧 混蛋
Erwin
厄文
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
該死該死該死
Over here
這邊
Fuck Goddamn thing's run out of juice
該死 破玩意沒電了
Fuck Oh I'm standing on your friend
該死 我踩到你的朋友了
Sorry
抱歉
This really sucks
這太糟了
No shit
可不是
Who the hell's this guy
這人是誰
Sergeant First Class Morris attached to Task Force Griffin
莫里斯陸軍上士 獅鷲特遣隊的
Stationed at Camp Eisenhower
駐扎在埃森豪威爾營
It's right over that ridge No such place as Camp Eisenhower
-就在山那邊 -根本沒有埃森豪威爾營
Sure there is You just didn't know about it
當然有 你就是不知道罷了
It's subterranean
是在地下
Bullshit that's where you're from
你胡扯
You're stationed at Camp Bullshit
你駐扎在胡扯營
and you drink from a CamelBak full of lies
拿裝滿了謊言的駝峰水壺喝水
CIA built it back in '02 right after the invasion
是02年入侵之后中情局建的
It's just another part of our hearts and minds strategy
是頭腦心靈策略的一個部分
And let me guess It's part of some Secret Squirrel op
我猜猜 這是個秘密松鼠行動的一部分
and you've got all kinds of crazy sciencey shit under there
你們那里有各種瘋狂的科學設備
including fucking nightmares like that thing
包括像那玩意那樣的噩夢
Well that thing is code named Project Barghest
那玩意代號犬魔項目
It was on patrol with us last night
它昨晚跟我們一起巡邏時
when it started acting unpatriotic
突然開始有了反叛的表現
and treated my team like an Afghani buffet
把我的團隊當成了阿富汗自助餐
Bar guest That's a stupid fucking name for a honey badger
犬魔 給蜜獾起這么個蠢名字
It's not a honey badger
它不是蜜獾
It's a genetically engineered grizzly bear
是一頭基因改造灰熊
with a shit ton of mechanical augmentation
還配備了大量機械增強裝置
It's like a tank with fur
它就像一頭長毛的坦克
Retractable anti personnel titanium talons
有可回收反人鈦合金爪
diamond carbine canines
金剛石卡賓犬牙
all wrapped in a solid inch
全都包裹在皮下
of ballistic resistant gel under its skin
厚一英寸的防彈膠里
Small arms won't do jack shit and even grenades won't hurt it
小武器根本傷不了它 手榴彈也是
Unless you get lucky which you won't
除非你們走運 但那是不可能的
Can you kill it with that This piece of shit
-你能用那玩意殺了它嗎 -這破玩意嗎
No It's supposed to be a remote control
不 這本是個遙控器
but the only thing that works
但唯一好用的
is this setting that says "Fuck off "
就是這個"滾蛋"按鈕
Come on guys Let's go to that base you don't think exists
走吧 我們去你們不相信存在的基地
Well Sarge
中士 怎么辦
Why not I doubt this shit could get any weirder
何不呢 這事不會更怪了
Dang it It was right here
該死 剛剛就在這里
It was right there It was there
就在這里的
There was a fucking rock Fucking there
剛剛那塊石頭就在那里
It appears the secret back entrance to your secret CIA base
看來你的秘密中情局基地的秘密入口
is so extra fucking?secret even you can't find it
秘密到連你也找不到了
Sarge we got permission to die now
中士 我們現在可以死了嗎
Getting there Folen Getting there
快了 弗蘭 快了
Oh here it is
找到了
中情局領地 勿入
Yet Amazing
-好了 -太好了
Guessing it wasn't like this when you left
你走時應該還不是這樣吧
No It fucking wasn't
對 不是
Well personally I love what they've done with the?place
我倒是喜歡他們對這里的裝飾
All right
好了
Let's get some proper fucking ordnance
我們去拿點大家伙
and kill the?shit out of this fucking thing
然后把那玩意干掉
Sorry for all the cursing
抱歉我說臟話了
全套裝備
This is where I come to jerk off
我擼管就來這里
Macy Folen Christmas come early boys
梅西 弗蘭 圣誕節提前到了 各位
Now we're talking
這才像話
You drool on it you buy it
你的口水掉在上面 你就得買了
Fuck yeah This will do some damage
太好了 這殺傷力肯定可以
Friendly
是友軍
Friendly
友軍
This is MAARS Bot
這是馬斯機器人
Oh who's your buddy MAARS Bot Who's your buddy
你的朋友是誰 馬斯機器人 是誰啊
Oh sweet More science shit
真可愛 又是科學設備
He gonna go rogue and try and eat us too
他也會突然發狂來咬我們嗎
You didn't think the CIA
你不會以為中情局
would make just one Jihad Joe killing weapon did you
就做了一件殺圣戰戰士的武器吧
Redundancy son saves lives
多些備用的能救命
Well it is kinda cute
還真挺可愛的
Oh don't you look at me like that with them little puppy dog eyes
你別一副狗狗眼這么看我
Jesus fucking Christ Macy
天啊 梅西
Here we go guys Come on
來了 各位 走吧
You better put me in
這事結束后
for a Bronze Star after this shit Morris
你最好給我申請青銅星章 莫里斯
You've got a bad attitude Private Macy
你的態度真差 二等兵梅西
and I will deny any award he puts you in for
他給你申請什么榮譽我都不會通過
Okay Maybe a certificate of achievement Maybe
好吧 或許榮譽證書就放你一馬吧
All right ladies I'm gonna call the Barghest to us
好了 女士們 我把犬魔叫來
Clench up
準備好
Let's just get this shit over with
我們速戰速決吧
In three two one
三 二 一
You sure that recall button's
那個召回按鈕真的...
Fuck Go go go
-該死 -走
Holy fucking shit
我去
Goddammit Go go go
該死 上啊
MAARS Bot no
馬斯機器人 不
Save yourself robot friend
自救吧 機器人朋友
No
不
Fuck this
去他的
Go
上
Special delivery
特別速遞
I need some range
我需要距離
Get some
吃癟吧
That's all you got Stupid fucking honey badger
你沒別的本事了嗎 你個蠢蜜獾
Folen get the fuck back you idiot
弗蘭 退后點 你個蠢貨
Fuck you honey badger
去你的 蜜獾
Macy Move
梅西 讓開
Fuck Macy Mama
-該死 梅西 -媽媽
M Mama
媽媽
It's gonna be okay Folen Just
沒事的 弗蘭 別...
Nielsen
尼爾森
Nielsen please please tell my wife
尼爾森 求你 告訴我妻子
I will Folen Anything Nielsen
-當然 弗蘭 我一定帶到 -尼爾森
Please Please I promise
-求你 -我保證
Tell my wife
告訴我妻子
I I
我...
I fucked her sister
我上了她妹妹
Fuck me
我去
Well
好吧
That sure was some bullshit Sergeant
這真是太扯了 中士
Oh fuck
該死
Fuck you honey badger
去你媽 蜜獾
Fu Fu Fu Fuck you honey badger
去你媽的 蜜獾
Fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you
去你媽 去你媽
Stupid fucking honey badger
蠢貨蜜獾
Die fucker
死吧 混蛋
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
去你的
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
去你的
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
去你的
Stupid fucking honey badger
蠢貨蜜獾
Fuck you honey badger
去你媽 蜜獾
Fuck you honey badger
去你媽 蜜獾
Right in the dick
正中屌心